They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
