I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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