no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She's the barista slut.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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