at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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