im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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