Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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