Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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