You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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