The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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