I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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