Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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