The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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