He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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