your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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