I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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