Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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