Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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