i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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