As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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