Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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