at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if i can run in heels then i can drive
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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