Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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