Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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