You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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