the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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