what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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