even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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