Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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