How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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