you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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