OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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