I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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