You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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