Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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