No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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