Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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