when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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