Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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