ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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