RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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