i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
