I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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