i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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