C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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