I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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