she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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