I accidentally had phone sex last night
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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