I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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