Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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