I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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