When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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